You can take the chick off Wall Street, but you can't take the banker out of the skank. Here for a good time, not for a long time. If you ask me to do something for free, I'll kick you out for the first offense and block you for the second one.

Economics, finance, markets, scotch, cars, speak 4 languages (Chinese, Spanish and Arabic), traveled to over 60 countries. Also a former competitive mixed martial arts fighter.

Market volatility, generating alpha, my P&L... see a theme here? I love my paper. I'll take my sunglasses off for a $500 gratuity. If you stay in my chatroom for more than 2 min without paying, I'll boot you out.